February 2012
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my marriage, when I get married.
me: hey babe welcome home
husband: *kiss* hey baby how are you to-
me: take off your pants
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husband: hey i just ordered some chinese food
me: how long did they say it would take?
husband: about 30 mins
me: get naked
husband: but i thought we were gonna-
me: naked. now
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husband: i'm bored
me: lay down.now
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me: i love you so much
husband: i love you too...it's a beautiful saturday morning and i don't have to work today. We should go to the park and-
me: get in the bed
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husband: there is this great new bookstore around the corner wanna go?
me: nope.sex
husband: but they have that book you wanted and i was-
me: sex
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me: i had a crappy day at work today
husband: want me to make you some tea?
me: i want you naked. i'm angry
husband: what about a back rub?
me: naked...drop your pants
husband: you mean you don't want to talk about it? really?!
me: drop your pants and put ya dick in my mouth...this is not a fucking game.
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Lt. Potter and Sexual Harassment
jephjacques:
I was originally going to go in a completely different direction with the Station/Lt. Potter conflict. My first idea was that she’d take the shares, cash them out, be ecstatic about her sudden wealth, and get drunk as hell, which would no doubt lead to hijinks of some kind at the party.
But the more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I got with that idea. Station’s offer...
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White supremacist brother guilty in Scottsdale... →
deliciouskaek:
Two days before the eighth anniversary of a bomb attack on a former Scottsdale diversity-office director, who is Black, a federal jury convicted one of two White supremacist brothers of masterminding the explosion, but not of a hate crime.
Not a hate crime. White supremacists attempt to murder by bombing a diversity office director — a Black man working toward racial diversity...
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
oh-delial:
i hereby declare sunday to be ‘sexual frustration sunday’
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Fuck. I think my wisdom teeth on the top are coming in.
Ugh, they said that they wouldn’t.
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barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
It’s been an hour…where is my cheesesteak?
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abadwind:
Tumblr: the only site where vegans can throw a fit over a scene where a CGI bird from an Adam Sandler movie is covered in chocolate and then cry about it being a “life-threatening situation”
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